Hardbodies

The object of Dom's frenzied obsession finally arrived, via Netflix delivery, and was everything he'd claimed it would be and more. Recently watched The Bikini Shop on one of our 730 Showtime channels and was unimpressed, and while Hardbodies repeats the same basic formula as that long-forgotten classic, it has way more boobs and at least one more retired Jewish NFL quarterback. Casual Reagan-Era misogyny and questionable plotting collide head-on with tits, tits, and more tits in this care-free and sexy adventure. An awful, awful movie that I recommend renting, at the very least for the coming attractions.